User:Mufunyo

Disturbing IRC conversations somehow vaguely relating to Tetris... < hektor_> opposite sex? elaborate please < hektor_> you mean like when the I's are blue? < Rosti_LFC> hmm < Rosti_LFC> Comparing SRS with women... i wouldn't want sex with SRS i'd turn gay and go ARS-on-ARS < Rosti_LFC> oh god >.< < Rosti_LFC> that was bad pun < Rosti_LFC> SRSly

 ughh  my skull  REGRET!!

< edo_> the best time to use the S and Z moves are when you feel an L or J coming < edo_> and the best time to use the O move is when you feel an I coming, and you need to get it to the right <@muf> okay, bad visuals there < edo_> ? <@muf> "if you feel an L or J coming" <@muf> i can picture you on the toilet, going "oh dear i feel an L coming.. uuurnnggghhh" < edo_> muf, you worry me sometimes... <@muf> lol <@muf> actually, it's kind of fitting <@muf> i usually play tetris DS when i've got a big delivery < edo_> muf, seriously < edo_> you worry me <@muf> um edo <@muf> if anyone should be worried: <@muf> it's haerd tpw play tetirs and whathc a girl mssaturbate at the same teim < edo_> hahaha < Lardarse> what??? < edo_> that's when I was playing blocktrix with muf and rosti, and a few others, and I was a bit less than sober... <@muf> a few too many g&ts and vodkas < edo_> for some reason, I was in the mood for watching porn at the same time < Lardarse> ok < Lardarse> now i'm not so worried < Lardarse> for a moment, i thought that the girl was actually in the same room as you... <@muf> that would be hot <@muf> playing tetris with a girl in the room who's warming up for you :D < Lardarse> depends if she's warming up wit an I or not... <@muf> not much unlike playing quake with a girl under the table giving head < Lardarse> hhaah < Lardarse> one day, i need to try that

< lee_n> jagorochi: when was the last time you greased your stick? :)

I'm actually quite "big", just not very tall

you should practice death too, lard f that it's much more fun than master and the games are much shorter (as long as you're not skilled enough to reach high levels) half the time, i don't even each 60... maybe i'm just masochistic when it comes to tetris or something but i love grinding my death skill you just like grinding... and i don't mean tetris

<@colour_thief> DeHackEd: you up for a session today? < DeHackEd> I'm ALWAYS up for a session... <@colour_thief> well, whenever you like you can come on over thus begins a bad porno

< Amnesia> Because one day you will see on the TV : < Amnesia> "a young man of 24 years old suicide himself after eating his joystick and jump to the window.."

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING ROACH ON THE FLOOR WHAT THE FUCK GOOOOOOO Stomp attack, OHKO, kotetsu wins again

yo guys im gay okay friends are here going -!- caffeine1 has quit [Quit]

-!- MobileDe2 has joined #arika video = AVISource("amnesias_shitty_playing.avi") < MobileDe2> that is a GREAT line to see when I join IRC

<@colour_thief> the first rule of tetris club is... <@colour_thief> yes you all have testicles, but nobody wants to see them

< Monte_> digital is asian < Monte_> just remember that < Monte_> asians evolved fast fingers due to lack of penis size < Monte_> it's evolution, holmes

< timc``> muf < timc``> i hope your facebook status lists you as in a relationship with Ti haha it's more like a BDSM affair "where are you going with that thing?!" -"promotional exam, honey" "oh yes, oh yes, demote me..." "I've been a bad, bad player"

<@space_monkey> ohh my god <@space_monkey> i had a sexual relation with my arcade lever <@space_monkey> this is too good

but your totally gonna tell me right Meroigo? < Meroigo> cdsboy:if you send me a picture of your penis deal email?

who need friends when... oh shit almost beat my high score

but I still want to have sex with caffeine

yeah, i've used you < DeHackEd> I know what you mean and won't take it strangely.

man, amnesia plays slow is he playing with joystick or something? < Edo_> yeah, I'm pretty sure amnesia uses a joystick < Edo_> if you can even call it that < Edo_> I hear it's actually made out of a piece of cardboard and some dried peas

<@colour_thief> just take it like a man for now, you'll be better for it lol * muf bends over give it to me, ct <@colour_thief> dude, turn your autoaccept on :P i think my client is like "wtf, it's 0 bytes" <@colour_thief> i'm sensitive about my size ok :(

muf is just constantly masturbating one hand on his joystick the other hand on his joystick < Kitaru1> he's playing Doubles?

< Kitaru> S1 in TAP... < Kitaru> that's like 1 dan blackbelt, right? :) fifth dan Ti, qualified third dan actually, the whole dan thing is pretty fitting with qualification exams < Kitaru> yeah when i used to do judo as a kid, i'd get promotional exams < lee_n> did the walls shake and turn to gold?

< DeHackEd> tgm1 was biology-ish < DeHackEd> section 0-99 is blood cells, for example < DeHackEd> 200-299 are neurons < Tada> are those... sperm in 100-199? <@colour_thief> yes, mihara's

15-20 seconds is how i like it. super fast and brutally masochistic

<@colour_thief> i'm sending a blurry video of my dongle to TWF

* colour_thief uses NEDI to upscale a youtube video to 1080p * Meroigo uses NEDI to upscale Ghett0's ding-a-ling to 1080p (a while later) < Meroigo> i was insanely funny and no-one laughed. <@colour_thief> no Meroigo we're concerned at your love for small boys < Meroigo> colour_thief: Love and sexually attracted to are two different things!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is like inverse drunk alertness syndrome when i'm drunk i get reminded of important things and when i'm sober i forget them again :/

If there's one person in this world who is stupier than me, it's her.  see normally i would agree with you  but when you misspell "stupider" it doesn't help your case

< Meroigo> OK i'll just go to the bathroom, think about young muf while jerking off, then go sleep! :> good night

 ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug  as a friend!  Digital__... I love you.. ;O  oh crap  ....you can let go now  whoops too bad  you misdropped that kiss
 * Meroigo hugs Digital__.
 * Meroigo holds on tightly.
 * Meroigo won't let go.
 * Meroigo won't.
 * Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__
 * Digital__ slips out before that happens
 * Meroigo press F11 and tries again.
 * Digital__ presses escape

<@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy <@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something

 oh no here we go
 * muf facepalm
 * Zircean mufpalm
 * muf muffdive

 come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM.. oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent?

 someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con  instead <KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius! <Zircean> EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time

<KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON" <KevinDDR> and she replied back <KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework." <KevinDDR> and i was like <KevinDDR> "why" <KevinDDR> and she said <KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

<Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick

hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant but it's still not interesting <Zircean> make it interesting then muf BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK. <@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS presto

<Kitakyushu> poop is poop <Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so mmh poop WAIT.

<DeHackEd> there's HTTP errors going fairly high up in the 400 range. they're just uncommon well yeah, i mean known ones <DeHackEd> damn, it only goes up to 417 <DeHackEd> I was hoping it'd go to 420 the only widely known ones are 200, 301, 302, 401, 403, 404, 500 200 OK, 301 moved temporarily, 302 moved permanently, 401 authentication required, 403 access denied, 404 not found, 500 server error <DeHackEd> 503 temp unavail and i happen to know 411 length required. but that's only cause i gave HTTPanties to my ex-gf for her birthday <DeHackEd> ... I'm not sure how to respond to that

<@colour_thief> let me introduce you to notepad <@colour_thief> it's like IRC but single player

<Meroigo> muf shows his real side when he's drunk. <Bowser> no, muf shows his drunk side when he's drunk
 * muf gives Meroigo a passionate kiss.

<Vovad> they were so close to reaching my ballin machine <Vovad> instead <Vovad> we get a tetris <Vovad> with fancy acquatic backgrounds <Vovad> thats what i want <Vovad> FISH

muf is more aspie than me tada don't fucking call me an ass pie then learn sarcasm <Meroigo> lol <Meroigo> muf sarcasm'd you sarcasm <Meroigo> he's one level above you yeah this is sarcasm for pros

<TWF> YOU SHOWED US... THE ULTIMATE STACK... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... I CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS! BOOHOOBOOHOO <TWF> that is what I say <TWF> every time I watch a KAN video <Zircean> i have kan's perfect MM-roll performance saved on my computer as "kan-god.mp4" <Zircean> sums it up quite nicely omg <TWF> OMG <Zircean> speaking of which! <TWF> IT'S KAN

int pi = 3; NOOOOOOOOOOOO <TWF> noooooo muf <Zircean> NOOOOOOOOO agh my eyes

well there is this girl that's addicted to neave tetris. i might be able to get her hooked on sexmaster i might be on to something, once i get her to want a stick

<Kitaru> no <Kitaru> yeah to long <Kitaru> although oops <Kitaru> eh w/e <Zircean> kitaru make sense <Kitaru> no <Kitaru> I refuse

<Zircean> Donkey Kong: The Grand Master <Billmaan> if he hits level 22 with over a million points, it triggers the M-roll and he has to play with invisible barrels.

<Corrosive> no girls allowed in here <Corrosive> this is a guy talk zone <Corrosive> actually tetrominophile is a chick <Corrosive> shes 'Jan' on Blockbox <Corrosive> im trying to get her to send me nudies lol jan is a boys name i thought you were gay

< lee_n> in other news, kevin is opening his own arcade. < lee_n> acne

kevin definitely looks most scary out of everyone also he needs to fix that unibrow :/ before i get nightmares about it <TWF> haha <TWF> yes he does <TWF> kevin is a uh <TWF> very hairy person haha <TWF> it's vaguely distressing you sound like you've seen more parts of it than i have which in itself is disturbing

<Zemus> u know dark energy just appears outa no where.. so like dont that just break the law of conservation of energy?? <Zemus> where they heck does all that ngative energy come from. <Monte> rap music

yeah I used to play SRS, via TDS then I played TGM for months SRS makes no sense to me now "THIS ISN'T SEX. DO NOT POP OUT."

<@colour_thief> orangina <@colour_thief> can you imagine if they came up with a mango variant? <@colour_thief> mangina...

<Zircean> anyway tgm shouldn't take priority over primal urges <Zircean> that's when you know you're way too addicted ;) <Zircean> ...seriously, complaining that you couldn't play tgm cause you were ballin chicks, i don't think i'll ever hear that from anyone else rofl <Zircean> well, chick. singular <Zircean> but still ya rly not even timc would go that far wait that's not right lol <Zircean> timc bangs chicks while playing tgm and then installs irc on their computers <Zircean> like your quakejob, except with tetris <Zircean> and that timc is a man i can be proud of <Zircean> hahahah --> timccccc (~lisa@[removed]) has joined #arika speak of the devil <KevinDDR> hahahahahahahaha <Zircean> rofl timc hey lisa <KevinDDR> solid <KevinDDR> hahahahahaa wow tim still ballin you?

<TWF> colour_thief why are you dressed like a huge dick <@colour_thief> i was in a band called james and the giant penis <@colour_thief> we were big in japan <@colour_thief> err, i mean australia <TWF> what did you play <@colour_thief> by which i mean we had a paying new year's gig in some guy's backyard <@colour_thief> i was probably the most experienced musician <@colour_thief> but i just sort of danced around in a penis costume <@colour_thief> there was a pump to shoot water out of my helmet <@colour_thief> i think i possibly screamed some rap into a microphone too <@colour_thief> our bassist couldn't play bass <@colour_thief> so we gave him a kazoo <@colour_thief> it was wicked rad

< Edo> colour_thief: up for some lode runner? < Edo> I'm on live now Edo: i think he has a friend over right now <@colour_thief> Edo: nope DeHackEd is over sorry <@colour_thief> another tetris friend is coming too <@muf> LOL TETRIS FRIENDS? < Zircean> ... < lee_n> sounds like a TETRIS PARTY

oh god gold bond on my nuts fuck yeah ... cdsboy: you have no idea until you have tried it like it feels like 1000 icy gnomes gently massaging your balls anything that normally pisses you off has no effect so how did you first decide to do this? i've used like mint talcum powder on my nuts in the summer to ward off sweaty balls but it only works for like a couple of hours muf: but i bet it's the best couple of hours you've ever felt cdsboy: my dads been doing it for years and so i figured i'd try it haha it's pretty awesome when it's like 30 degrees centigrade yeah it's like 0C out right now, and it still feels awesome you can't get nervous when your balls feel this good

<KevinDDR> here's a picture of laura, who you're going to meet tonight at acme <KevinDDR> okay i have to find a non slutty picture of laura <KevinDDR> this could be hard

<Rosti_LFC> ....where is tada? <Zircean> everywhere <lee_n> he'll show up when you least expect it and be all like.. tada. <Rosti_LFC> it's sort of nice without him <Rosti_LFC> like... quiet and not depressing he left about two hours ago, thank bob <TWF> hahahaha <TWF> you guys are so mean <Zircean> well speak of the devil well cock.
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<Edo_AFK> I like a good bit of firmness to my stick <Edo_AFK> if my stick is too floppy, it's just not very usable <TWF> haha <TWF> but it can't be too hard! <TWF> or else it just hurts <Edo_AFK> ....

< Rosti> in my experience, nads don't taste good =\

yo dawg i put a for loop in yo for loop so you can iterate while you iterate

< smop^^> I'M SO JEWISH EVEN GOD OWES ME MONEY

< KevinDDR> haha DP gets pretty brutal

but that certain event pretty much ruined all my self-confidence at once, and I'm just trying to rebuild it... < KevinDDR> turned down by the fat girl of your dreams? :P < KevinDDR> oh. that was mean. <@colour_thief> i imagine when you're rejected by a 1000 pound girl it probably feels like getting rejected by 7.5 women at once

< Rosti> also thought about castrating myself with a spoon last night < Rosti> but decided it'd probably be more masochistic to play TGM

*rips a huge fart* large women ftw yall. Tada here.. this worlds so harsh

< Kitaru_> ok ok ok, so < Kitaru_> invis doubles < Kitaru_> good idea y/y

<KevinDDR> jeez <KevinDDR> this anti seizure medicine says it can cause "pain or curving of the penis" and "mental retardation" <KevinDDR> i'm not sure if that's better than a seizure

RUB THAT DICK IT'S YOURS, BITCH muf: it's a piece of cake...? myndzi: you know you can't be lazy! i'm so lost right now

grinding for stars is so dumb < Kitaru> um newsflash this game is gay < Kitaru> and is designed to be money gay < Kitaru> grind homo shit game < Kitaru> retardation facebook minimal effort high time investment trend bullshit

< KevinDDR> good lord < KevinDDR> total hikikomori status right now lool < KevinDDR> it's 3pm and i still haven't put clothes on KevinDDR: I've spent the past 48 hours in nothing but my underpants < KevinDDR> now that's living!! I love days like those sadly I'm going to a meeting tomorrow; I might actually have to put a t-shirt on maybe some socks too <@muf> like timc at strasbourg <@muf> only wore shirts outside < KevinDDR> lolol -!- user829385 [~satnoheus@redacted] has joined #arika <@muf> speak of the devil <@muf> tim <@muf> shirt <@muf> currently <@muf> y/n hell no < KevinDDR> LOL

<Enthal> I'm out of the kevinddr dicksucking squad aka #arika

< Zircean> when girls force me to lecture them about randomizer theory does this mean they're keepers

< colour_thief> agamemnon is leaving me completely flaccid

< DrPete> if you aren't willing to pee in a jar you don't deserve preview peices

< Aar0n> roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, space explores you violets are red, roses are blue, if you open up photoshop, and fuck with the hue < lee_n> roses are red, here's something new; violets are violet, not fucking blue < Aar0n> I pieces are red, not fucking blue, so take your SRS and put it in the loo?

< Rosti> but I've twice had to fly home hungover < Rosti> the first time was mostly bad because I woke up and all I could taste was sausage in my mouth

< Enthal> I would love an O opening

< lee_n>     klojmnmklpökomjnbkmlo < lee_n> oops < lee_n> sorry about that < Rosti> not sure if regular keyboard mashing or actual Swedish -.- < lee_n> i'm pretty sure that's finnish. hahahaha < lee_n> it means "glove" < Rosti> lol oh god, perfect response

< Zircean> "there is only one substance, and it is blocks" ~ T-Spinoza

i'll try to take the jago method play only when it's game on, i'm getting 999 etc a total session time of no more than 45 minutes across 4 days and the rest of the time high on bath salts

< Rosti_LFC> today at work I was looking through some old project folders to find info on a test rig I'd pulled out of the company archive < Rosti_LFC> and came across a brilliantly titled "test - does atomised ethanol burn - yes.avi"

< DrPete_> red I's all around me, cause we smokin that green, not a cyan block in sight cause that shit is obscene < DrPete_> classic represent, world get bent < DrPete_> play guideline, get sidelined < DrPete_> micdrop

bfff Warning to Steam users: Don't try to move your Steam install directory,  otherwise all of the files on the system owned by your user might be  deleted <@muf> #justlinuxthings

< Kitaru_> even if i can get to the train station at 10:15 that's better problem is in the gettin' now if you sleep there instead problem solved < Kitaru_> user4398753: something tells me that's a losing strat dunno mayne the people i see executing it day in day out seem pretty successful rite < Kitaru_> it's called being homeless < Kitaru_> the success of this strat is suspect

the locking sound in tgm's sounds a bit like my asian dad smacking his tongue in disappointment the realism is too much

< Kitaru_> also >tfw when you live knowing smiling russian blockfather will never compliment your pirozhki and give a hearty laugh < Boing> ~_~ NEW!! Just can't get enough of those funny IRC quotes? Here's the ones that didn't make it to the main page! The Muf's Overflow